Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything. Posted onMar 24, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your walk was an enlightening journey to the center of the universe! 😄🚶♂️🧠✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end. I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice. People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.