Related Funny Quotes
- When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
- In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
- When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
- Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.
- My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.