Witty text advising prioritizing career over relationship drama, with a humorous, playful tone.

โ€œIโ€™ve tasted going back to an ex, and Iโ€™ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.โ€

Commentary:
Sounds like my new bedtime routine is now sponsored by the School of Hard Knocks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ“ˆ