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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
361 Funny back quotes
If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.
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When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.
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😂🥚 Well, it's official—you've got the magic touch to resurrect my ovaries like they're in a soap opera plot twist! 💫💋
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.
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Sounds like they've mastered the ancient art of "nap-fu"—peace and alone time conquer all! 💤🏡😆
I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.
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Sounds like my phone and I are stuck in a never-ending game of hot potato! 📱🤣🔥
If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.
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Straightening my back is the closest I'll get to doing yoga today! 🍌🧘♂️
We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.
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Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹