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43 Funny bank quotes

Funny bank quotes bring a touch of humor to the world of money and finances! 🏦😂 From light-hearted jabs at saving struggles to witty takes on the mysteries of bank fees, these quotes remind us to laugh even when managing our accounts. Get ready for some financial fun with these clever quips! 💸😄

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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