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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, awkward, awkward situation, bank, call, cancel, humor, i, joke, just, say, situation, sperm, sperm bank on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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