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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Posted onMay 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Funny text about trusting fate over finances, playful and witty in tone.
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"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"

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