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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Funny message about prioritizing banking over communication, with a playful, sarcastic vibe.
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Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication!

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