Funny bartender quotes

Bartenders be like "here's that receipt, I'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar".

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring your own drinks in here!"

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025