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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive top-shelf liquor – where the magic happens…and the bartender risks a potential nose dive 😆🍸💸 #TopShelfStruggles"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bartender, drinks, expensive, humor, liquor, shelf, stand, t, tippy, tippy t, top, top shelf on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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