My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! πΈποΈπ€£ Related funny posts π€ Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”. America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes. Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill. If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.