Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.” Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Rock on, I’ll take two prehistoric pilsners! 🦴🍻 Related funny posts 🤝 If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now. Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.