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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Going viral on Instagram:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Just landed via Pinterest:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Seen just now on Facebook:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Just shared via YouTube:

Never trust a wet fart.

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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19 shares on Discord this month:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

77 shares on Threads this month:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like deadlines. They make me functional.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Fries, not lies.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Spotted on Messenger:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Trending via Reddit:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Just landed via Twitch:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Going viral on Reddit:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Trending via Threads:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Making waves on Telegram:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Seen just now on Threads:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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