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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Live now on Messenger:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Just landed via Telegram:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Making waves on Instagram:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Just shared via Slack:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Making waves on Messenger:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Funny blowing quotes

Funny blowing quotes 💨😂 are the perfect way to lighten the mood and add a breath of fresh air to your day! Whether it’s about blowing bubbles, blowing off steam, or just blowing your mind, these witty lines will have you chuckling in no time. Ready to inhale some humor and exhale the stress? Let’s dive into some playful and pun-tastic moments that’ll blow you away! 🎉🤣

New funny blowing quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Commentary:
Sounds like a real blow to your relationship dynamics! 😂💨❤️
3 days ago
Share →: Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Commentary:
I knew the weather app got too advanced when it started setting me up for dates! ☔️📱😂
2 months ago
Share →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Commentary:
"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"
4 months ago
Share →: Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Commentary:
"Who knew Teslas were so spontaneous? Maybe they just need a little encouragement to self-destruct 🚗💥 Just tell them to 'Tesla it easy'! ⚡😜"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Commentary:
"Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos"
6 months ago
Share →: You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of aging gracefully until your earlobe hair decides to join the breeze party! 🌬️😂 Embrace the unexpected moments of wisdom and earlobe adventures that come with each passing year!
6 months ago
Share →: Blowing over it is also dusting.

Commentary:
"Trying to blow over your problems is just like trying to dust off a tornado 🌪️🌬️. You might end up with a bigger mess on your hands! 💨😂"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Trending via WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Spotted on Telegram:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Just shared via Threads:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Just landed via Slack:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Just shared via WeChat:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Spotted on X:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Just landed via YouTube:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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