Funny blowing quotes

• My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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  air, blow, blowing, blowing air, cooling, fan, girlfriend, heat, hot, humor, i, me, relationship

• Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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  beautiful, blowing, call, humor, phone, severe, severe thunderstorm warning, thunderstorm, warning, woman, women

• The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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  blowing, forecast, humor, joke, meteorology, percentage, prediction, should, weather, weather forecast, wind, windiness

• Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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  bit, blowing, blowing up, humor, joke, just, nobody, self-destruction, should, technology, Tesla, wait

• It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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  blowing, crazy, everywhere, ex, humor, nature, relationship, today, trash, watch, weather, wind

• Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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  blowing, chat, communication, distraction, frustration, group, group chat, humor, nothing, patience, phone, tests, texting

• You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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  aging, blowing, earlobe, feel, getting, getting older, hair, humor, older, self-reflection, think, well, wind

• Blowing over it is also dusting.

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  blowing, cleaning, dusting, humor, irony, over, perspective

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