Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I knew the weather app got too advanced when it started setting me up for dates! ☔️📱😂 Related funny posts 🤝 One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm. No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app. Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.