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Ah, the classic tale of aging gracefully until your earlobe hair decides to join the breeze party! 🌬️😂 Embrace the unexpected moments of wisdom and earlobe adventures that come with each passing year!

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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