The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️" Related funny posts 🤝 The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.