63 Funny book quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

  Commentary:
  "When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It's the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you're reading a book, just remember – you're basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

  Commentary:
  Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

  Commentary:
  "Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"

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