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70 Funny book quotes

Funny book quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a bit of humor into your day πŸ“šπŸ˜‚. Whether you’re a bookworm or just love a good laugh, these snippets capture the wit and whimsy of authors who know how to tickle our funny bones 🎭. From clever wordplay to characters with a knack for mischief, these quotes are sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear πŸ˜„. Dive in and let the giggles begin!

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

β€œI read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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