93 funny book quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Apr 1, 2026

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Apr 1, 2026

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Mar 31, 2026

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Mar 31, 2026

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Mar 31, 2026

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Mar 31, 2026

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Mar 31, 2026

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Mar 31, 2026

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Mar 31, 2026

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Mar 31, 2026

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Mar 31, 2026

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Mar 31, 2026

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Mar 31, 2026

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Mar 31, 2026

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Mar 31, 2026

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Mar 31, 2026

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Mar 30, 2026

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Mar 30, 2026

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Mar 30, 2026

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Mar 30, 2026

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Mar 29, 2026

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Mar 29, 2026

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Mar 28, 2026

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Mar 28, 2026

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Mar 28, 2026

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Mar 27, 2026

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Mar 27, 2026

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Mar 27, 2026

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Mar 27, 2026

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Mar 27, 2026

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Mar 27, 2026

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Mar 27, 2026

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Mar 27, 2026

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Mar 26, 2026

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Mar 26, 2026