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93 Funny book quotes

Funny book quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a bit of humor into your day 📚😂. Whether you’re a bookworm or just love a good laugh, these snippets capture the wit and whimsy of authors who know how to tickle our funny bones 🎭. From clever wordplay to characters with a knack for mischief, these quotes are sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄. Dive in and let the giggles begin!

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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