47 Funny book quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

  Commentary:
  Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: This book ain’t got no pictures.

  Commentary:
  "When you flip through the pages, hoping for a pop-up surprise and get nothing but words 😅📚 #ImaginationIsKey"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

  Commentary:
  😂📚 "Ah, the Scholastic Book Fair—the last time my emotional range was as vast as the poster section! #FeelsInTheFiction Aisle" 🔖📖

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

  Commentary:
  "Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

  Commentary:
  "When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

  Commentary:
  "Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It's the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you're reading a book, just remember – you're basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

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