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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
94 Funny book quotes
No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.
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Swiping left on dating apps because my true love is the library 📚❤️🤣
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.
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Who needs WiFi when you've got all 32 volumes of vintage muscle power? 📚💪😂
The sexual tension between me and buying more books.
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When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️
Drink your coffee. Read your books. It’s chaos out there.
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With coffee and books, I'm ready to battle the chaos—or at least hide from it!
Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.
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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.
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I'd trade my social skills for more bookshelf space any day! 📚😂✌️
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂