56 Funny check quotes

• If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anyone, check, Facebook, family, humor, media, online, online activity, parents, please, social, social media, still, technology

• I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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  2 months ago

  authenticity, cashier, cashiers, check, counterfeit, counterfeit money, dollar, Dollar Tree, feel, frustration, handling, hate, humor, i, Karen, money, money handling, need, real, shopping, tree

• If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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  aisle, check, decision, ever, food, humor, i, just, missing, snack

• Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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  2 months ago

  attention, check, checking, friend, friends, humor, me, priorities, relationship, request, self, stop

• Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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  30s, 40s, age, aging, car, check, check engine light, decade, engine, enjoy, health, humor, joke, life, life joke, light, midlife

• “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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  2 months ago

  check, confidence, humor, i, life, mirror, myself, self-quote, sunglasses, thug, thug life, whisper

• Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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  cheating, check, dreams, humor, intuition, phone, relationship, still, trust, women

• I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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  2 months ago

  awareness, check, humor, idea, life, life update, marriage, married, media, reality, reality check, relationship, social, social media, surprise, update, world

• No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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  age, app, changes, check, checking, growing, growing up, humor, life, life changes, older, technology, weather

• They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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  2 months ago

  actually, check, different, every, humor, irony, joke, nature, observation, say, snowflake, someone

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