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34 Funny check quotes

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

3 months ago

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

3 months ago

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

3 months ago

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

3 months ago