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This kid was really ahead of their time—dreaming of inboxes instead of ice cream trucks! 📧😄
57 Funny check quotes
The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.
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Guest checkout: the superhero of shopping! 🦸♂️🛒 No passwords, no problems! 🎉✨
An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
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Turning green with laughter! 😂🟢
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
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Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”
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Looks like the manufacturer might have a long waitlist for attitude adjustments! 😂📞👩🔧
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
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Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?
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Finally, a hotel policy that matches my lazy checkout skills! 🏨🕒😴
The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.
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Who cares about a light when you're the king of the road? 🦁🚗💡