An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔 Related funny posts 🤝 Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive… Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone. I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then. I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”