The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.