I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm my own worst financial criminal… but at least I'm consistent! 💸😂 Related funny posts 🤝 My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent. I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me. I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. But he was so nice on the prison phone calls. The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.