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20 Funny contrast quotes

Funny contrast quotes bring a delightful twist to everyday observations, turning opposites into laugh-out-loud moments πŸ˜‚βœ¨. They highlight the quirky differences that make life interesting and hilarious πŸ€ͺπŸ”₯. Whether it’s about light vs. dark or big vs. small, these playful comparisons will brighten your day and spark some serious chuckles πŸ€­πŸ’‘. Get ready to see the world in a whole new, amusing way! πŸŽ‰πŸ€£

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Posted on6 months ago

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I am half agony, half hope.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Half princess, half menace.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Christmas adverts: β€œEat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: β€œLook at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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