Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like itβs a ballgown. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just trying to make stairs the next runway, one step at a time! πππ" Related funny posts π€ I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. Not sure if βlife hackβ exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs. Everyone says βDo what makes you happyβ, until you push them down the stairs.