Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary: “If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!” Related funny posts 🤝 I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).