Funny cops quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

  Commentary:
  When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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  Commentary:
  "Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

  Commentary:
  Oops! Looks like someone took their coffee order a little too seriously! 🚨 Next time, remember it's not a crime to mix up your sizes at Starbucks…unless you really needed that venti caffeine kick! 😂☕️ #CoffeeCrimes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

  Commentary:
  "Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃‍♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄

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