Commentary:
Oops! Looks like someone took their coffee order a little too seriously! 🚨 Next time, remember it's not a crime to mix up your sizes at Starbucks…unless you really needed that venti caffeine kick! 😂☕️ #CoffeeCrimes
Funny cops quotes
It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.
Commentary:
"Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves"
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
Commentary:
Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals
I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
Commentary:
"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped"
Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.
Commentary:
Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄