Funny quotes cops

Funny cops quotes

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

3 months ago

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

3 months ago

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

3 months ago

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

3 months ago

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

3 months ago