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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.
When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"
1 month ago
Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"
5 months ago
Share →: I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Commentary:
Oops! Looks like someone took their coffee order a little too seriously! 🚨 Next time, remember it's not a crime to mix up your sizes at Starbucks…unless you really needed that venti caffeine kick! 😂☕️ #CoffeeCrimes
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Commentary:
"Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃‍♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Commentary:
Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Commentary:
"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped"
5 months ago
Share →: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Commentary:
Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄