Funny cops quotes

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  1 week ago

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• I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedtime, call, cop, cops, event, humor, i, joke, own, party, ready, sleep, social, social event

• Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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  2 months ago

  backyard, body, cops, crime, dark, dark humor, deception, digging, ever, guy, humor, police, reputation, sarcasm

• My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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  2 months ago

  again, call, cops, dispute, guess, having, humor, i, invitation, invite, kind, me, neighbor, neighborly, neighborly dispute, party, rejection, sarcasm, social, social rejection

• When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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  2 months ago

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• I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, coffee, cops, here, humor, i, joke, large, misunderstanding, police, Starbucks, venti

• It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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  2 months ago

  away, cops, escape, humor, introvert, okay, police, run, run away, shy

• Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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  2 months ago

  another, cars, community, conflict, cops, front, gossip, house, humor, likes, neighbors, nothing, tension, together

• I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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  2 months ago

  bed, cops, humor, i, late, late night, night, own, party, ready, sleep

• Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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  2 months ago

  bring, cops, demand, hours, humor, love, me, relationship, time, urgency

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