Funny cops quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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