Commentary:
When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
Funny cops quotes
Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.
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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
