Funny cops quotes — Wordgag ツ

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

3 months ago3 months ago

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

3 months ago3 months ago

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

4 months ago4 months ago

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Jan 28, 2025

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Jan 26, 2025

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Jan 23, 2025

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Jan 23, 2025

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Jan 21, 2025