I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs alarm clocks when you have a responsible host like this? 🚔💤 #PartyPooped" Related funny posts 🤝 I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in. According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.