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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bedtime, call, cop, cops, event, humor, i, joke, own, party, ready, sleep, social, social event on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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