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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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"Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸš“ Just avoiding small talk, officer. πŸ˜… #ShyGuyGotMoves"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, cops, escape, humor, introvert, okay, police, run, run away, shy on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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