Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 ๐๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ก Related funny posts ๐ค Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent. Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didnโt happen.