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108 Funny driving quotes

Funny driving quotes take the wheel when it comes to everyday chaos on the road β€” from questionable turn signals to epic parking fails! πŸ˜‚πŸš— Whether you’re a speed demon, a backseat driver, or someone who talks to GPS like it’s a person, these quotes remind us that driving isn’t just transportation β€” it’s comedy in motion. Buckle up for the laughs! πŸ˜†πŸ›žπŸ›‘

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Posted on6 months ago

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Posted on6 months ago

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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