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108 Funny driving quotes

Funny driving quotes take the wheel when it comes to everyday chaos on the road β€” from questionable turn signals to epic parking fails! πŸ˜‚πŸš— Whether you’re a speed demon, a backseat driver, or someone who talks to GPS like it’s a person, these quotes remind us that driving isn’t just transportation β€” it’s comedy in motion. Buckle up for the laughs! πŸ˜†πŸ›žπŸ›‘

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t like people driving fastβ€”that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, β€œDon’t text and drive.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Posted on3 months ago2 months ago

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow β€” not yours.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Posted on6 months ago

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