89 Funny email quotes — Wordgag ツ

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

2 months ago2 months ago

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

2 months ago2 months ago

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

2 months ago2 months ago

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

2 months ago2 months ago

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

2 months ago2 months ago

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hope my email finds you enraged.

3 months ago3 months ago

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

3 months ago3 months ago

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

4 months ago4 months ago

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

4 months ago4 months ago

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

4 months ago4 months ago

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

5 months ago5 months ago

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

5 months ago5 months ago

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

6 months ago