58 Funny email quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No email needs to tell me not to reply.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: This entire month could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  Well, this month's performance deserves an Oscar for the longest running act of unnecessary length! 💌😂 Maybe next time they'll remember: "Inbox before insanity!" 📧 #EmailsForDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an unread email.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stay awake during yet another unnecessary meeting like… 💤💻 #EmailsOverMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This whole week could have been an email.

  Commentary:
  💌💻 "Ever had one of those weeks where you're basically a living, breathing spam filter? It's like every meeting and memo was just one giant attachment to the most unnecessary email ever sent. Who needs a calendar when you have a delete key, am I right? 😆 #EmailsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: adding a touch of historical flair to your work emails just might earn you a promotion, or at the very least, confuse your colleagues in the best way possible. 🤓💼 #WorkplaceRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit the 'Meeting Snooze' button a little too often! ⏰💤 Who needs coffee when you've had 60k minutes of meetings to keep you wide awake? ☕️😴 Next time, let's save some trees and send an email instead! 📧🌳 #MeetingOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This alien invasion could have been an email.

  Commentary:
  👽📧 "Instead of invading Earth with flashy spaceships and tentacled creatures, couldn't they have just sent a polite email? Much less dramatic and far more cost-effective. Let's hope they remember proper intergalactic email etiquette next time! 🛸👾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This Monday could have been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday. The day where people contemplate how many unnecessary meetings could have been condensed into a single email 📧💼 #SpareUsTheSmallTalk"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email kills us both.

  Commentary:
  Subject: The Dreaded Email Monster 💌👹

  "Ah, the infamous email of doom has arrived! 💀 Brace yourselves, my dear recipient, for this digital beast means business! 📧🔥 Will we survive the wrath of its unread notifications and overwhelming subject lines, or succumb to its deadly attachments? Stay strong, my friend, and may we meet again on the other side of the inbox abyss! 😂💻 #EmailNightmare"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"

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