Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just trying not to trip over my own feet πππ Related funny posts π€ The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family. βIβd love to go to the moonβ I said βbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of itβs thereβ βHope this email finds you doing well!β The email found me, therefore I am unwell. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, Iβll be in the closet.