A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties" Related funny posts 🤝 When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. This alien invasion could have been an email.