I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂" Related funny posts 🤝 You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email. Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack. One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show. “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.