76 Funny energy quotes

• It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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  5 days ago

  energy, exhaustion, humor, inside, much, retail, shopping, store, Walmart

• My default setting is sexual energy.

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  2 weeks ago

  default, default setting, energy, humor, personality, setting, sexual, sexual energy

• Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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  3 weeks ago

  CVS, destroy, energy, enough, every, exalt, experience, individual, own, powerful, powerful energy, store, store experience, unique, unique energy

• I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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  4 weeks ago

  6, 6 p.m., air, around, call, energy, feel, funny observation, i, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, observation, p.m., remote, remote work, Sunday, swear, Teams, video, video call, work, work meeting

• The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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  4 weeks ago

  empowerment, energy, girl, hack, humor, love, lover, real, self, self-love, yourself

• Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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  4 weeks ago

  caffeine, coffee, cutting, eat, energy, exhaustion, frustration, gun, humor, i, joke, need, sarcasm

• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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  4 weeks ago

  carrying, energy, God, humor, i, language, meaning, means, meant, misunderstanding, oh, slang, thought, unc, uncle, uncool, weird, word, word meaning

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  1 month ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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  2 months ago

  advice, being, bigger, bigger person, contact, energy, humor, i, matching, matching energy, no contact, person, recommend, relationship

• With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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  2 months ago

  bill, cost, electric, electric bill, electricity, energy, great, huge, humor, joke, power, responsibility

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