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Funny energy quotes are the perfect way to bring some humor to the ups and downs of daily life! βš‘πŸ˜‚ From jokes about caffeine-fueled mornings to witty takes on low-energy days, these quotes capture the lighter side of staying energized. Get ready for a good laugh and a boost of fun! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

1 month ago

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

2 months ago

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

2 months ago

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

3 months ago

I like how β€œenergy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

3 months ago

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

3 months ago

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

3 months ago

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

3 months ago

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

3 months ago

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

3 months ago

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

3 months ago

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

3 months ago

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

3 months ago

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

3 months ago

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

3 months ago

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

3 months ago

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

3 months ago

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

3 months ago

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

3 months ago

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

3 months ago