67 Funny energy quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

1 week ago1 week ago

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

2 months ago2 months ago

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

2 months ago2 months ago

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

2 months ago2 months ago

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

2 months ago2 months ago

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

2 months ago2 months ago

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

3 months ago3 months ago

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

3 months ago3 months ago

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

3 months ago3 months ago

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

3 months ago3 months ago

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

3 months ago3 months ago

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

3 months ago3 months ago