76 Funny energy quotes

• I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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  5 hours ago

  adult, bear, energy, energy level, exhaustion, functional, hibernation, humor, level, levels, self-deprecation

• It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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  5 hours ago

  energy, exhaustion, humor, inside, much, retail, shopping, Walmart

• The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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  8 hours ago

  burnout, energy, even, exhaustion, fatigue, levels, reaching, stress, tiredness

• Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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  9 hours ago

  energy, extrovert, humor, interaction, introvert, love, personality, social, social interaction, suck, us, why

• Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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  9 hours ago

  35, alone, being, business, business day, day, days, energy, humor, introvert, left, recharge, sleep, social, social energy, solitude

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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  17 hours ago

  advice, caffeine, coffee, energy, good, health, hear, humor, i, know, much, needs, warning

• The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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  20 hours ago

  ask, energy, feels, gym, me, need, pyramid, scheme

• I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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  20 hours ago

  actually, electricity, energy, frustration, generate, humor, i, irritation, sarcasm, sometimes, think

• I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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  21 hours ago

  energy, give, humor, i, only, people, trust, unemployable, unemployable energy

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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  2 weeks ago

  available, color, colors, dollar, Dollar Tree, drink, energy, energy drink, exaggeration, eye, hallucination, humor, me, naked, seeing, tree, vision

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