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In today’s episode of "I need stronger coffee," introducing Espresso Shotgun! 💥☕😁
77 Funny energy quotes
Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.
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🤣 I guess I’ve been channeling my inner "weird uncle" all along! 🧔🕺
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.
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Going full ghost mode: calories 0, drama 0, peace of mind 1000% 👻✌️
With great power comes a huge electric bill.
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So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.
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Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋
It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.
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Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷♂️✨
My favorite childhood memory is having energy.
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Ah, the good old days when knee cracks weren't part of my morning routine! 😂🔋⚡