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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.