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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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"Who needs coffee when you can chew on a power line? ⚡☕ Just don't forget to floss those sparks away! 😉 #ElectrifyingEnergy #PowerToThePeople"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, caffeine, chew, coffee, energy, enough, humor, i, line, need, power, power line on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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