Funny English quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
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  3 months ago

  View →: She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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