She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! π Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! π #LostInTranslation Related funny posts π€ Meow means woof in cat. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels. Little kid on the plane to Boston says βdo they speak English there?β and his mom says βkinda!β People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.