Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Commentary:
“Ah, the mysterious language of teenagers – a combination of eye rolls, grunts, and unsolicited opinions in a dialect only understood by fellow parents. 🤦‍♂️ Can’t wait for that magical moment when coherent sentences make a comeback! 🙏😂”

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