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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

3 months ago

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

3 months ago

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

3 months ago

Things I hate about group work: The group.

3 months ago

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

3 months ago

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

3 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

3 months ago

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

3 months ago

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

3 months ago

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

3 months ago

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

3 months ago

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

3 months ago

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

3 months ago

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

3 months ago

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

3 months ago

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

3 months ago

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

3 months ago

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

3 months ago