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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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"Looks like patience weighs more than we thought! 🤣 Maybe try a 'lose your patience' diet next time, it seems more effective! 🍩🕰️ #DietFail"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, food, frustration, health, humor, loss, lost, patience, strict, week, weight, weight loss on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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