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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”