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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Jan 22, 2026

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Jan 22, 2026

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Jan 22, 2026

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Jan 22, 2026

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Jan 22, 2026

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Jan 22, 2026

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Jan 22, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Jan 22, 2026

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Jan 22, 2026

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Jan 22, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Jan 22, 2026

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Jan 22, 2026

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Jan 22, 2026

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Jan 22, 2026

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Jan 22, 2026

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Jan 22, 2026

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Jan 22, 2026

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Jan 22, 2026

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Jan 22, 2026

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Jan 22, 2026

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Jan 22, 2026

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Jan 22, 2026

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Jan 22, 2026

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Jan 22, 2026

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Jan 22, 2026

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Jan 22, 2026

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Jan 22, 2026

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Jan 22, 2026

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Jan 22, 2026

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Jan 22, 2026

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Jan 22, 2026

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Jan 22, 2026

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Jan 22, 2026

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Jan 22, 2026Feb 27, 2026

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Jan 22, 2026

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Jan 22, 2026

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Jan 22, 2026

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Jan 22, 2026

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Jan 22, 2026

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Jan 22, 2026